“Zeek the Pig”

(Lyrics by Phillip A. Laudin)

 

So I woke up one morning, I was sick as fuck.

I got out from my bed and then I puked my stomach up.

I got into a car to spark up a blunt (shhhh!)

And next thing I knew, a pig pulled up to me.

He got me out of the car, and he took all my weed.

Mocking me the whole fucking time

And then they handcuffed me!

He got me down to the station, threw me into a cell.

I looked that fuck in the eye and said, ‘Fuck you, Zeek the Pig!’

 

I thought the whole time, what was I doing there, why was I there?

I had no reason to be there.

All I did was smoke weed, I was in a car with some friends minding my own.

Didn’t want no time, just want my home.

I have no clue as to the point of that whole ordeal.

So when the hell is my next meal?

Zeek the Pig, come ruin my life for such stupid shit.

I don’t know why.

 

I was on a roll (repeated 4 phrases)

 

So I sat in that cell handcuffed to a bench.

Look at me as if I killed 30 freakin’ men.

It’s just not fair. Look at you there you pig,

Gonna go home and watch a commercial-free episode of cops?

Huh? Yea.

So fuck you, pig, (you) have no idea what you’re doing to me,

Zeek the Pig.

 

Some people drive in their cars (and) rape sluts and go kill some girls to have some fun.

They rob banks, drink and drive, smoke crack, shoot smack, computer hack and their work is done.

And all I did was smoke weed, I was in a car with some friends minding my own.

Didn’t want no time, just want my home.

I have no clue as to the point of that whole ordeal.

So when the hell is my next meal?

Zeek the Pig, come ruin my life for such stupid shit.

I don’t know why.

 

I was on a roll (repeated 2 phrases)

I was in a hole.